Monday, 14 March 2011

On pretending to die.

You would have hoped that the feeling of self importance would fade away after you made your first blog post; it doesn't. It would probably helped if I remembered to post from time to time.

Found this questionnaire about relationships stuffed behind the radiator in my English class, which was apparently aimed at 14 year old:

How far would you go for your relationship? If it meant you and your boyfriend/girlfriend could be together forever, would you:


A:Run away and never contact your family again?
B:Pretend to die and escape later on?
C:Divorce your parents?


Its the "Pretend to die" which cracks me up. I'm well aware that puberty is a time when people exhibit irrational (and at times outright stupid) behaviour, but last time I checked it usually only went as far as swearing at your RE teacher or beating up the weird kid. The fact that someone is concerned enough about teenagers faking their own death that they decided to make a questionnaire is hilarious. It begs the question of how a teenager would fake their own death in the first place, armed with only a bad haircut and the wages from their Saturday job.

Times wondered which of my A levels i can afford to fail: Probably Double figues
Money given to good causes: £1.50
Money given to personal causes £7.00

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